Falling, falling, fallen

Stuff I learn about driving in China... you honk when:

1. Approaching a cross junction (to warn traffic on the crossing direction)

2. You want to overtake another vehicle (so they wont suddenly step on the accelerator)

3. You intend to step on you accelerator (so vehicles on your either side stays clear of your lane)

4. Turning from slip road onto main road (to warn traffic on the main road)

It was never a quiet moment in the car in China

SVP 3: I am going to sell my BMW

FA: Really? *frown* Can you give me a ride in it before you sell it then?

SVP 3: Sure... I am looking at getting an Audi next

FA: (getting excited) the R8?

SVP 3: No, the A5. I think it's very nice

FA: The R8 is nicer... =D

SVP 3: A5

FA: R8

SVP 3: A5

FA: R8 with the V10 engine...

And this went on for like the next 2 minutes minimum... Hahaha

I swear my mum's God has a sick sense of humor...

Mr. Metro invited me to watch him sing at my company's idol show last Friday... (it's just like the American Idol) As I was stuck in office till late, I texted him to say I wont be able to make it cos I'm too lazy to go all the way downtown after I get off work. He said he really wanted me to be present and even drove all the way back to office to pick me.

So I ended up at the Idol show and then EG says that he thinks I am in deep shit after I told him what happened. And suddenly 10mins before Mr. Metro was going to sing, he popped up behind me

Mr. Metro: I tell you a secret...

FA: eh?

Mr. Metro: The song is for you

FA: ... (shit)

The song he sang was Flying Without Wings by Westlife... I dont really know the lyrics, but I had a bad feeling about it... then EG came and sat beside me after he saw Mr. Metro walked away

FA: I'm dead...

EG: Why?

FA: He just told me that the song is for me..

EG: Hahahaha... good luck

FA: I dont really know the song... is it bad?

EG: From what I know... I consider it a love song...

FA: SHIT

EG: Let's listen to the lyrics... hahahahaha

FA: You are so totally enjoying this rite?

EG: yes... cos I've never seen you like this before

FA: yea well... that's cos I dont want to be a bitch, if I handle it the way I would normally handle it, it will make working together later awkward

EG: that's true... never mind, lets wait and observe, it may not be as bad as we think...

So we sat there with this "You are (I am) dead" smirk on both our faces... after he's done with two verses...

FA: Shit...

EG: I think the best thing for you to do is to leave now before he finishes

FA: yea, I need to get out of here...

EG: Quick, go go...

And FA left the event hall.. scrambled off and switching off her phone... my mum's God definitely have a sick sense of humor... 

My losing stuff syndrome is getting worse these days... and the latest addition to the lost-and-never-found list include: a diamond necklace (yes OUCH), a travel adaptor, some shopping vouchers and some cash...

Geez... think it's really a sign of growing old.....

I keep losing stuff lately... I've lost my public transport card... lost my phone pouch... lost my phone pouch (a different one) again...

And I think my mum's God has a sick sense of humor... and he's definitely working overtime on his promise to my mum... Mr. Metro called me on weds nite after an unsuccessful attempt to ask me out for dinner... and the gist of the conversation is:

Mr. Metro: I asked you out today cos I want to tell you something

FA: (suspiciously) uh huh...

Mr. Metro: Actually I've been attracted to you for quite some time already.

FA: (giving you a chance to take it back) sorry?

Mr. Metro: I said I've been attracted to you for quite some time already.

FA: OooooooKay...

And there was some other blah blah blah.. blah blah... blah blah blah... (which I cant remember as I am really getting more and more absent minded these days... sign of growing old)

Since then, he's been calling and texting me everyday and every nite... and I literally ROFL at one of the messages he sent today when I dint pick up his call... Says "Dear, wad happened?"

At the rate that I am losing stuff... I think I will lose my mind soon...

Y: You have no man luck

FA: Yup yup... Maybe I should start looking at woman now... but I think I'll have worse luck in that dept

Y: Thanks

FA: Ooi... you no good lah... guess I am damned with a life of singleness huh?

Y: Likely u have us for company =)

FA: Hmmm... so I have gay men and "woman" for company?

Y: Ok either that or 2 years u marry someone

FA: No no no.. Dun wanna get married. I'm happy to have u all for company. Pls remember me at the next gathering and let me know when the see's arrive =)

So how is someone like me who have no luck with men going to get married in 2 years? I am better off just hanging out with my gay friends >_<

You wont believe this... but I've received a female condom as a gift from my gay friend's vacation... I mean, what kinda gift is that to get someone from a holiday???

Anyways... the gift is a mockery of my non existing sex life =( sides, I don't even know how to use it. I'll have to search on the net for instructions on how to wear it... the last thing I want happening to me is I tear open the foil and I don't fucking know how to insert it when I need to use it. Imagine... "hold on hun... let me figure out how to put this in..." =P

I miss you daddy, I wish we could get back the time that was stolen from us...

I have at least 10 people telling me now that it is possible to meet a man, fall in love and get married in 2 years... I just don't believe it man... why is everybody so eager to end my single-hood?

After I spoke with my mum about the possibility of having to relocate for work... she went to ask her God if I was going to go overseas to work, and her God says I was offered to but I wont take it.

And the next thing I know, my mum asked her God if I will get married at all... (I think this was her real intention for going to her God) the reply was "Don't worry, she will get married by XX (not revealing my age here)"

Now... I am in denial over this whole thing... cos according to my mum's God's prophecy, working backwards... the guy whom I am suppose to marry should either have already appeared in my life or is about to appear... (time to keep my eyes peeled) I still think it's ridiculous that I am going to meet a man, fall in love and get married in 2 years.